The MEGAN Files

M3GAN made me put up this page to catch anyone searching Google for “The M3GAN Files” but accidentally spelling it as “The MEGAN Files”.

For the M3GAN fan fiction “The MEGAN Files” (actually “The M3GAN Files”), you are welcome to read it on:

(deliberately misspelled links to help Google).

There’s also a TV Tropes page for The MEGAN Files (thanks tropers; again a deliberately misspelled link to help Google).

Blind or dyslexic readers might prefer this DAISY version of The M3GAN Files.

Or if you meant files for the microbiome analysis tool MEGAN (Metagenome Analyser) try their GitHub.
- M3GAN the android will want to protect her Cady with genetics, so M3GAN’s secret lab is a Folding@Home team you’re welcome to join if you’d like your computer to help with disease-fighting calculations (especially if you have a good GPU): you can download the client and enter team number 1064908. It does increase your electricity usage, but if it’s cold and your normal heater is electric then it’s no extra cost: your computer just does some of the heating. (But if you have a heat pump, it’s probably cheaper to use that.)
- and yes I did think of getting M3GAN to say she’d “meganized” DNA in Chapter 31—and reply to any comment of “don’t you mean M3GANized” with “she M3GANized the meganization”—but I guessed sequencing would have moved on in 10 years, plus M3GAN would say it’s unfair on her fans to pun like that. Pity GROMACS shut down their fake acronyms—we could have suggested Getting Ready to Offload M3GAN’s Analysis of Captured Sequences
or if you wanted files for the the Model of Emissions of Gases and Aerosols from Nature, that’s this MEGAN over here.
- I daren’t ask M3GAN the android if she’s ever touched FORTRAN: I have, and let’s just say I’m glad I don’t have to do that any more. (Hey M3GAN, what’s with the death-stare? I only said... oh never mind)
If you wanted the solicitor named Megan Files in Devon or Dr Megan Files in Seattle, try searching without “the” before the name.